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Song Parodies -> "Vote Now (Don't Vote Us Out)"

Original Song Title:

"Float On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Floaters

Parody Song Title:

"Vote Now (Don't Vote Us Out)"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

For this parody, you need to use the LONG VERSION from YouTube.....it has all FOUR verses and the intro. And in the chorus, the title is said real fast: "Don't....Voteusout". Oh, just one more thing.................%$#@ TRUMP!!!
Supreme Court, US Senate, Congress, White House
Brett.....Mitch....Paul.....Donald

Supreme Court... and my name is Brett
Now I like a woman.... who can't hold her liquor
A woman who won't scream when I hold her down
And if you got raped in college, baby,.... it was me

Understand.....I'm more exciting than Merrick Garland
Far to the right of Justice Kennedy
Have a beer with me....I want you to.... vote.....

Vote now (Confirm, confirm, confirm me baby,)
vote now, vote now (yes, not maybe)
Vote, vote now
Vote now (vote for me), vote now

Senate.... and my name is Mitch
Now I like a Chamber that's quiet
With members who carry themselves like.... Lindsey Graham
Members who would take my budget bill
And they would say, "Mitch......aye!!"
You're rich & made a donation?
This is for you specially

We---------cut your tax
We'll put the bill on the poor folks' backs
If we screw up the economy
We'll just blame Hillary, I'm askin' you...

Don't... vote us out (No, No)
vote now, vote now (For Mitch)
Don't! don't vote us out (Ooh, yeah)
vote now, vote now

Congress.... and my name is Paul
You see, I just want to get at all your money
You see, to me...... big money gives great power
And if you understand what I'm sayin'
I want to ask you:

Ooooooh, are you scared?
Wait till we take away your Medicare
We'll cut Social Security
You'll get nothing for free, I'm askin' you

Don't....vote us out (So vote for me, baby)
vote now, vote now (Yeah)
Don't, don't vote us out (Vote for Paul, y'all)
vote now, vote now

President.... and my name is Donald.
And I like a woman that screws anyone and everybody
Because I screw everybody and everything
And you know what, people, if you feel that this is true
Then this is what I'm going to do

Ooh, yeah,.... here's my plan
Another tax cut...and travel ban
Just imagine how this world will be
Kim Jong, Putin and ME.... listen...

Vote! vote now (You better vote for me now)
vote now, vote now (Vote "Don")
Vote! vote, vote now (Yeah, yeah)
(You better vote now)
(Vote now)
(Ah)

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