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Song Parodies -> "Diner Stove"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Diner Stove"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

This ought to be appropriate for a few folks after their 4th of July celebrations -

When the folks wake up after painting up the town
You can sure hear them moan
Man, they sure are hungry, you can hear them say
"Let's not eat at home"
Their minds are not in the right frame
For firing up their "Radar Range"
So they head down to the Diner, Yo!
There they go! (Whoa, Oh!) (Diner, Yo!)

Well the cook's there in the kitchen
Layin' out the grub
He's got his whole routine down
He's got that bacon fryin'; the customers are smilin'
His sausage is freshly ground

They say his whole menu is great
Love all the meals he creates
Yeah, right there on his diner stove
Love it so! (Whoa, oh!)(Diner stove!)

And every day when they come in hungry
He's made up something special and new
For sure it will be tasty; try his sandwiches, Lord
Guarantees that you will savor every bite
And what he can do with a Tenderloin steak
well-done or medium-rare
Every meal there; a fabulous feast

Yeah, cookin' on that diner stove
Food to go! (Just so!)(Diner stove!)

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Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555. My wife and I love to eat at the Tilton Diner, just off Interstate 93 in Tilton, NH.

Hey Jack Wilson, check out Paul's own grub-parody here!
Adagio - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You had to go talk about food, huh? lol Lots of people here will most likely feel that way tomorrow. Good job on this. 5's
John Barry - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
JD. I used to own a place in Northfield, NH. Ate frequently at the TD.
Meriadoc - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I was pretty successful over the years at blocking the OS from my grey matter, so I had to guess at some of the pacing... :-)
Paul Robinson - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, Adagio, John B. & Mer - Thanks for looking in.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul....
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
ChuckyG - I just noticed that this parody is not appearing on my Author page listing. Can you look into it? Thanks, Paul R.

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