{Intro}

When the folks wake up after painting up the town
You can sure hear them moan
Man, they sure are hungry, you can hear them say
"Let's not eat at home"
Their minds are not in the right frame
For firing up their "Radar Range"
So they head down to the Diner, Yo!
There they go! (Whoa, Oh!) (Diner, Yo!)

Well the cook's there in the kitchen
Layin' out the grub
He's got his whole routine down
He's got that bacon fryin'; the customers are smilin'
His sausage is freshly ground

They say his whole menu is great
Love all the meals he creates
Yeah, right there on his diner stove
Love it so! (Whoa, oh!)(Diner stove!)

And every day when they come in hungry
He's made up something special and new
For sure it will be tasty; try his sandwiches, Lord
Guarantees that you will savor every bite
And what he can do with a Tenderloin steak
well-done or medium-rare
Every meal there; a fabulous feast

Yeah, cookin' on that diner stove
Food to go! (Just so!)(Diner stove!)