-> "Santa Drove"
Original Song Title:
"China Grove"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Drove"
The Lyrics
in iraq, i've found, there's a creepy little town
where santa was unknown
and the folks thought christmas just another day
no trees or gifts at home
the people thought the holiday strange
until the day santa came
well, it was a sleigh ( a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove
well, they hate the ol' dictator...whoa, what a bastard
he is the lord of this town
when the bullets get to flyin', there's people dyin'
you can see them fallin' down
they say that ol' saddam's insane
he thinks the whole thing's a game
well, it was a sleigh (a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove
but christmas day, here's ol' santa claus comin'
the sleigh is risin' into view
ol' saddam and his buddies can't believe what they saw
they could even see the reindeer that night
and though iraq's in a war torn state
people aren't really scared
even if their leader is a beast
well, it was a sleigh (a red sleigh) santa drove...ho ho ho
ho...ho...santa drove
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