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Song Parodies -> "Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin"

Original Song Title:

"Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell and Dean"

Original Performer:

The Creep

Parody Song Title:

"Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Novelty song from 1973 about the Watergate cover-up and Nixon's 4 top aides. My parody is a 2016 version about 4 of Hillary's top aides, Debbie Wasserman Shultz, Cheryl Mills, Loretta Lynch, Huma Abedin and their crimes and cover-ups. Names in song pronounced as Wasserman, Cher-yl Mills, Lynch, Ab-e-deen.
We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin
We bleach everything so the crimes are not seen
We give a big shrug, 'bout graves that were dug
They might end up putting us all in the jug

The e-mailgate logged us off for some time
And then they downloaded some mythical crimes
Our hands may be dirty and our minds obscene
We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin

We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin
Our job was to keep up the Clinton smokescreen
We might have our flaws, like bending the laws
But God only knows that it's for a good cause

We've no power shortage, Jim Comey soon learned
And what pretty profit, resulted, he earned
Four shady ladies work behind the scenes
We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin

We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin
Our past has been fast, now we're caught in- between
Our backs to the wall, the e-mail haul
Now dammit, we smell bad from here to St. Paul

Just when we were fretting, oh, what should we do
The Clinton Foundation came up for review
And now everybody knows what goes unseen
Poor Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin

Yes, we're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin
We're desperately trying to launder the green
The dirt that we hide, big bucks on our side
Might save us from taking that final last ride

They say that we put on a horrible show
There's one little thing that we think you should know
Who cares who we burn, we're just living our dream
We're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin

Oh yes, we're Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin
We suck the big donors, poor people get creamed
And "Slick Willie" Bill, recalls with a thrill
Lor-et-tas per-for-mance on Blue-ber-ry Hill

It just isn't fair that we take all the blame
Poor Debbie was called out for rigging the game
Now all of Washington's had a good ream
From Wasserman, Cheryl Mills, Lynch, Abedin

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Patrick - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm old enough to remember the original, which got a lot of airplay in Kansas City during the Watergate days. Your funny parody shows that the essentials of politics never change.

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