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Song Parodies -> "Hooter Boobs!"

Original Song Title:

"The Bugaloos"

Original Performer:

The Bugaloos TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Hooter Boobs!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Who doesn't love Hooters?
Those Hooter boobs!
Those Hooter boobs!
D-cups over here and there
Tank top high
Push bra boost
Catering to male diner sleeze

Hooter boobs are a tease

Those Hooter boobs!
Those Hooter boobs!
Shirts are tight and cut low
Oh, what size
Attracts a man?
More than a mouthful
Y'all understand?

(Strip Clubs follow!!!)

Cleavage indeed!
Meets male needs!
Beg for a squeeze!

Those Hooter boobs!
Those Hooter boobs!
Built Blonde honeys everywhere!!!
Top is tight
Girls are loose
Chest out, proud as they can be

(No chicken cutlets please)*

"Excuse me Sir, you care to eat?"
"What's that... you... can't breathe?"
Still happy with the sights you see?
You wish that you could order ME!!!
* refers to girls with smaller breasts that use push up bras

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 23

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Dave - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Let's "rack" up these points. 555 stares! Security Code is HGE!!!
Stuart King - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't give a hoot about this parody. Oh wait, I do! 5-5-5
Phred - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
The eyes are "O's" and the O's are "eyes".
Annie - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
DKTOS but still funny :) 555.
Rob Arndt - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
John - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
You heard of Bootylicious? Well, this is Boobylicious!!! Hoot! Hoot! 5s
Noob that likes boobs - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
555 cold showers!
Greg - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Like my dad used to say, "if you've seen two, you've seen 'em all!"

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