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Song Parodies -> "Cryin' For The Gryffindors"

Original Song Title:

"Tied To The Whippin' Post"

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Cryin' For The Gryffindors"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

A few notes: Cryin' in this song is pronounced with a Southern twang to sound like 'kr-INE'.
They’ve been beat down, They’ve been lied to,
I don't know why they let them Slytherins play them for fools.
That poor Harry Potter, gets played like a toy
Now he's been taken by Voldemort’s buddies,
There’s Goyle, there’s Crab, and Malfoy.

What is their deal? Sometimes I feel,
Feel just like cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Good lord, they just keep on dyin'.

His friends tell him, that he’s been such a fool,
But he has to stand by and take it don’t he? Just to stay in school
Drownin’ in their sorrow, as they look at who has gone.
Good ol’ Dumbledore, Sirius and more...
The list goes on…

What is their deal? Sometimes I feel,
Feel just like cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Good lord, they just keep on dyin'.

*rousing instrumental*

WHAT IS THE DEAL? Sometimes I feel,
Feel just like cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Cryin’…for the Gryffindors
Good lord, they just keep on dyin'.

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alvin - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...good concept
Michael Pacholek - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know what substance needs to be ingested to make the jump from the Allmans to the Potterverse, but it works.
Matthias - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Five House Points To Gryffindor!!!
Red Ant - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent flow to TOS, and great sub for Whipping Post with Gryffindors. HP humor mostly goes by me, I'm afraid...
Rex - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hmmmm... could there be a connection between Gryffindors and red-shirted crewmen on the Enterprise? This parody gets the Score-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. Oh, ok, 555.
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) As Book 7 continues, the tears keep flowin' (or so I have been told...)
bobpiecheese - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Man, that Malfoy is a real son of a Quidditch (I know it's been used before)! Brilliant job, Sync!
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very creative work there Syncronos. . .very original
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey bobpiecheese....You could also have said he was a real nasty son of a witch! :)
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Voted on this earlier but hadnt commented, this is great. 5s

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