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Song Parodies -> "Jackson Likes The Young"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons In The Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Jackson Likes The Young"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Goodbye to you, molested friend
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we took pills which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased

Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers I can buy
Whacked out multimillionaire
Dangled baby in the air,
Paparazzi was right there

He had boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes the young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell

He's avoiding the sun
Has a rare skin con-di-tion
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed

Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why I had you wearing hoods,
Named you after textile goods

Someday again I will be free
Neverland a distant memory
All my possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how I'll get along

He's avoiding the sun
Has a rare skin con-di-tion
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed

With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the courts are now primed to
lock him up for a long time

He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell...

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Laurence Dunne - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely brilliant! The song chosen was perfect, the execution was perfect!
Jan Unwin - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
As a parody goes, you can't beat it. Fives!!
Melhi - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done.
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job.
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Superb! A smooth, melodic, lyrical piece about a dark and sorrowful story...very, very well done.

And as long as we're talking about the MJ-story, here's a grittier, rougher take on the same theme, a new parody that posted today: "Gung-Ho For The Bung-Hole":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jethrotull12.shtml
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great - first two verses especially!
Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliantly executed, Patrick. Is the kid really called "Blanket"?
Patrick - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
We'll it's actually just a nickname MJ uses for Prince Micheal, which is almost just a strange...Thanks for the comments everyone.

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