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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson likes em Young"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons in the Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson likes em Young"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Seemed like good timing to revise this one...
Goodbye to you, molested friend
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we drank wine which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased

Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers he can buy
Whacked out multi-millionaire
Dangled babies in the air,
Paparazzi was right there

(chorus)

With young boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes em young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell

He looks void and quite stunned
And his skin burns in the sun
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
...

Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why he had him wearing hoods,
Nickednamed after textile goods

Now they'll ever set him free
Neverland a distant memory
All possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how he'll get along

(chorus)

He's avoiding the sun
With a rare skin condition
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed

With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the jury is primed -
To lock him up for a long time

He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell.

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Robert J. Pagliaro - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This was very good.
Jack DeRippa - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
While I think that Wacko Jacko is innocent, this is a good parody. 555.
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well written....5s
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, but I will not be at all surprised if the jury finds a reasonable doubt...
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't heard this in a while so no vote, but this amazing enough scans well for the most part ( up to the chorus ) to S&G's "The Sound of Silence". Odd.
PMS - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I've always hated TOS! Thanks for doing it justice
Yoness - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I honestly hope he's not quitly, but it's hard to resist jumping on the Jacko bandwagon of comedy. Thanks for the votes! Red Ant: That's interesting about Sound of Silence, I never noticed before but you're right.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I guess there's a 50-50 chance he'll be doing seasons in a cell shortly. Good stuff, I can vividly imagine this being sung in the same perky-pesky way as TOS. Got some 5 parodies about the whatever-he/she/it-is myself, the following being the best one:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional760.shtml
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent work, Patrick - 555
pickle - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't believe in his excuses about his bad back - it just seems like pleas for sympathy.
Patrick Yoness - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Not Guilty: Glad you didn't do it Michael..
I Love Shane West - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS WAS AWSOME!

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