Song Parodies -> Michael Jackson likes em Young
| Original Song Title: | "Seasons in the Sun" |
| Original Performer: | Terry Jacks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Michael Jackson likes em Young" |
| Parody Written by: | Patrick Yoness |
Seemed like good timing to revise this one...
Goodbye to you, molested friend
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we drank wine which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased
Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers he can buy
Whacked out multi-millionaire
Dangled babies in the air,
Paparazzi was right there
(chorus)
With young boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes em young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell
He looks void and quite stunned
And his skin burns in the sun
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
...
Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why he had him wearing hoods,
Nickednamed after textile goods
Now they'll ever set him free
Neverland a distant memory
All possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how he'll get along
(chorus)
He's avoiding the sun
With a rare skin condition
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the jury is primed -
To lock him up for a long time
He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell.
When you slept over you were nine or ten
Together we drank wine which eased -
Your reluctance to be seized
Touched his parts and he was pleased
Now it's not so hard to lie
With all the high priced lawyers he can buy
Whacked out multi-millionaire
Dangled babies in the air,
Paparazzi was right there
(chorus)
With young boys he had fun
Michael Jackson likes em young
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell
He looks void and quite stunned
And his skin burns in the sun
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
...
Goodbye Blanket, now you're free
To try to grow up somewhat normally
The public never understood
Why he had him wearing hoods,
Nickednamed after textile goods
Now they'll ever set him free
Neverland a distant memory
All possessions will be gone
Won't own any Beatles songs
Wonder how he'll get along
(chorus)
He's avoiding the sun
With a rare skin condition
There's a hole in his nose
Where the skin is decomposed
With young boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
'cause the jury is primed -
To lock him up for a long time
He had boys he had fun
his molesting days are done
In a jail he will dwell
Just Moonwalking in his cell.
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This was very good.
While I think that Wacko Jacko is innocent, this is a good parody. 555.
Very well written....5s
Good parody, but I will not be at all surprised if the jury finds a reasonable doubt...
I haven't heard this in a while so no vote, but this amazing enough scans well for the most part ( up to the chorus ) to S&G's "The Sound of Silence". Odd.
I've always hated TOS! Thanks for doing it justice
I honestly hope he's not quitly, but it's hard to resist jumping on the Jacko bandwagon of comedy. Thanks for the votes! Red Ant: That's interesting about Sound of Silence, I never noticed before but you're right.
Well, I guess there's a 50-50 chance he'll be doing seasons in a cell shortly. Good stuff, I can vividly imagine this being sung in the same perky-pesky way as TOS. Got some 5 parodies about the whatever-he/she/it-is myself, the following being the best one:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional760.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional760.shtml
excellent work, Patrick - 555
I don't believe in his excuses about his bad back - it just seems like pleas for sympathy.
Not Guilty: Glad you didn't do it Michael..
THIS WAS AWSOME!
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