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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand 'Seasons in the Sun'"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons in the Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stand 'Seasons in the Sun'"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Achy Breaky Song 2005
Let's go ahead, get in the car
Turn the radio
And we will see what's on
I love The Beatles the Stones
Don't even mind those three BeeGees
But Mr. DJ I beg you please

There is a song that's got to die
Im down on both kness and on my thighs
But when this song comes on the air
I want to pull out all my hair
Ill just explain, you hang in there

It's no joy, it's no fun
Hearing "Seasons in the Sun"
That one song by the guy
Whose name, it is Terry Jacks

It came out in 1974
It was the number one song, yes it was
I can not satnd this stupid song
Too much whining in this song
Why was it even number one?

"MacArthur Park" I do not mind
You could play "Macarena" just 15 times
Oh please just give my life a spare
This song just gets it all in my hair
Mr. DJ , please stop playing it

Not much joy, not much fun
Cant stand "Seasons In the Sun"
Play it less, DJ please
Same with "Achy Breaky Heart"
Yes I do, hate this song
That's called "Seasons In the Sun"
You could give me the runs
Or just sell me lots of thongs

WHY DID THE SONG REACH NUMBER ONE?
I hate it and it
Gives my ears the runs
Stop playing this song right now
I would rather milk a cow
And jump into a big crowd

I hate this song, it has to die
Terry Jacks should be wanted by the FBI
For making such a stupid song
Why is it so very long
I think Ive pulled out all my hair
Don't enjoy, that one song
That's called "Seasons In the Sun"
Yes it does make me screech
It just totally cheesy
Don't enjoy, that one song
That's called "Seasons In the Sun"
Yes it does make me screech
It just totally cheesy
Not much joy, not much fun
Cant stand "Seasons In the Sun"
Play it less, DJ please
Same with "Achy Breaky Heart"

Oh well Ive had some fun
Bashing "Seasons in the Sun"
No wax buildup at all
In these little ears of mine
Is this song even done?
OH YES NOW THIS SONG IS DONE!
2005 Jack Wilson

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Chuck A. Spear - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Amen! I just heard this song the other day, too- after not having heard it in years- it's still just as annoying as ever. I say, for punishment, we should force Terry Jacks to marry Debbie Boone! (Of "You Light Up My Life" fame)
Stuart McArthur - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
455 - because I couldn't get all the pacing to work and there were unexpected non-rhymes - altho I can understand why you had to put "Achy Breaky" in there despite the non-rhyme - must feel good to get that off your chest , Jack!!
John Lomain - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, that song stinks. I hate depressing songs. But this parody was good. 5's
Red Ant - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
455 here as well, but " It's a Small World " is the worst song in the universe.
Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love "Seasons In the Sun," even parodied it three times. But I five and empathize: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thebangles13.shtml
Jack Wilson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Chukc,( Yeah they should marry LOL ), Stu, John , Red Ant, and MIchael!
Spaff.com - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
"The stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach" is one of those so-bad-it's-good lines. Great choice of a song to target, Local Celeb. One of these days I'm going to have to dig out my CD with the Squirrels' cover of "Seasons in the Sun" (with a segue into "The Hustle") and make an MP3 copy for you. You'll enjoy it.
Jack Wilson - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff!!! LOL cant wait to hear that LMAO Did oyu see Bald Spot?
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you read Dave Barry's book of bad songs?
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
2 Eagle: Nope! Im sure its right on the money though almost every bad song list is the same, and this OS is alwyas somewhre in the top 5 or 10
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Bump!
Jonathan - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
oh man I like "Seasons In The Sun" AND "Achy Breaky Heart"! do I have bad taste in music or what?

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