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Song Parodies -> "Worf's Fairwell Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons In the Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Worf's Fairwell Theme"

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The Lyrics

I was a big fan of Star Trek The Next Generation. After seven years this is Worf's "big good-bye" song. There is a referenece to the planet Vagra II. This is from the episode "Skin of Evil" in which Lieutenant Tasha Yarr is killed. An episode written by none other than Joseph Stefano of The Outer Limits for any Sci Fi fans out there.
Good-bye Picard, but I must flee!
My time here seems like an eternity
With nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Finally cleared my family name
Feel like a dipsh*t just the same

We've had Troi. We've had fun.
Seven seasons plus re-runs
But the size of Troi's chest
Makes me wish she'd get undressed.

Of real life, we've had none
Seven seasons now all done
But the shows that make me hurl
Are always written by a girl.

Commander Riker can't you see?
This ship's not big enough for you and me.
We both dated Counselor Troi.
But when it comes to female joy
She needs a man and not a boy!

We've had Troi and her buns
Seven seasons plus re-runs.
But it still makes me blue
When I think of Vagra II

Of real life, we've had none
Seven seasons now all done
But the best shows you'll find
Are the ones that deal with time.

Oh Doctor Crusher how I'd dread
Each season your hair's a new shade of red.
Now it's colored like a peach.
You left the Enterprise to teach
Then gave your hair a phaser bleach!

We've had Troi. We've had fun.
Seven Seasons plus re-runs.
But it's true that I did dig
Locking "Q" up in the brig

Of real life, we've had none,
Thanks to Durass and Gowron
But it surely was no bore
Pounding Lursa and Betor!

Geordi LaForge, you get respect
Only from women on the holodeck.
That visor gets to be a drag.
Christie Henshaw was a scag
And Leah Brahams was an old hag!

Me and Troi, we've had fun
Seven seasons plus re-runs,
But I still say it's true
We should've offed the Borg named "Hugh."

Of real life, we've had none
Seven seasons now all done,
But the old plots you'll find
Re-appear on Deep Space Nine!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
An assimilateable Star Trek parody on just about any stardate...
Sweet Indigo - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw, how charming! May the Worf be with you.
Laurence Dunne - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I for one thought this was very good indeed!
Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody must've gotten reassembled wrong by the transporter. The verses and choruses are all mixed up. Though I agree with you about Marina Sirtis: Deanna can sense me anytime. I had a crush on her long before I ever heard of Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Johnny D - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, Qa'Plah! And Michael --- maybe you'll get lucky and you'll be abducted by Catherine Zeta-Reticuli.
Peregrin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
It only took me a little while to find this :) Must admit, I had the same thoughts as Michael, things are the wrong way around, but being familiar enough with the subject matter makes me overlook it. I like the way it was written from Worf's perspective, and laughed at the Geordi, Riker, Crusher and Hugh verses.
Never was that keen on Troi though - the intergalatic cheerleader...
Ford - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody! Lursa and Betor's chest definitely outdoes Deanna's though. Despite Deanna's garment almost showing off her best asset, the Duros sisters outfits outshone Deanna's.

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