Wisconsin Dells--you really know you need it,
Considering where the TV's become more of a wasteland;
Wisconsin Dells--especially come the summer,
When the heat can only drive your mind insane....

You've got to have yourself
some real fun;
Why need you have to take
medication?

Wisconsin Dells--credit all the waterparks
For giving you a reason just to get away;
Wisconsin Dells--a reason that you ought to
Start turning off the TV a little more....

And with the TV becoming
more predictable,
It only makes logical sense
just to turn it off....

Wisconsin Dells--that's the place you ought to head to,
Rather than Orlando, or even Branson;
Wisconsin Dells--I think you'll get to like them,
Once you start to discover the fun that they have....

Wisconsin Dells....
Wisconsin Dells....