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Song Parodies -> "On the Bog Reading the Dandy"

Original Song Title:

"Your Kiss is Sweet"

Original Performer:

Syreeta

Parody Song Title:

"On the Bog Reading the Dandy"

Parody Written by:

Jakko Wakko

The Lyrics

This song goes out to all you fellahs, Who think that the Beano is as sweet as candy, but the Dandy got you beat by a million miles!
CHORUS:
I'm on the bog reading the Dandy,
Cos hun it beats the Beano by a million miles;
I'm on the bog reading the Dandy,
Cos hun it beats the Beano by a million miles;

You can't read the Beano if you've got the runs anyway,
I read the Dandy on the loo 'cos Jak's funnay;
Now you are back on the toilet with Dennis hey,
While your on the loo too long you might as well be reading wrong
And wrong, and wrong, and wrong, and wrong, and wrong.

CHORUS

ANNOYING GROWLS

Walter the Softy must be playing some kind of game,
If he thinks his comic's better than the Danday;
Minnie the Minx and the Numskulls look in dismay,
Sorry folks but the dandy is better and I could go on
And on and on and on and on and on;

CHORUS

ANNOYING GROWLS

Beats it by a million miles,
Beats it by a million miles.

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