ESPN, how may I help you?

Sports Line, Sports Line
Talking on the sports line
about sports, about sports
Sports line, sports line
Talking on the sports line
On the sports line

I'm talking on the sports line about sports
Baby, I'm burning up
'Cause a coach got fired
The team I admired
is climbing higher
Baby, woo-oo
Girl, the team I never miss
Tells me who got traded and who got dissed
As I see it with my eyes
I see callers lightin' up the sky

Takin' the calls in the world
'til I go home, girl
I like Jim Rome
I asked ESPN
If it was ok, to use Mike & Mike's phone
oh baby, baby

sports line, sports line
talking on the sports line
about sports, about sports
sports line, sports line
talking on the sports line
on the sports line

Kornheisher, excuse me please
My team's in need of an emergency
Listen up with-a your ears
I need to talk for fans that they wanna hear

Takin' all the calls in the world
'til I go home, girl
I like Jim Rome
I asked ESPN,
They said it was OK, to use Mike & Mike's phone
oh baby, baby

sports line, sports line
Talking on the sports line
about sports, about sports
sports line, sports line
Talking on the sports line
on the sports line

In cities near you
here am I
Sporting News & Fox has the trainful eye
I know my call's being accepted
There's no chance of bein' disconnected, on the...

Sports line, sports line
talking on the sports line
about sports, about sports
sports line, sports line
talking on the sports line
on the sports line

If lines are busy
don't make me dizzy
this sound makes me want to shout (sfx: dial tone)
Sports talk lover, undercover
You know what i'm talkin' about

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talking on the sports line
about sports, about sports
sports line, sports line
talking on the sports line
On the sports line