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Song Parodies -> "Chicago Blitz"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Blitz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chicago Blitz"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Who can forget the worst team in the USFL? The Chicago Blitz does. Here is their tribute to this very stupid team.
Are you ready Kit? Aha
Leslie? Yeah! Thea? OK
All right, fellas...Let's goooo....

Oh, they been training so hard
Lookin' forward to the opening home game, aha
Oh, They will play here at Soldier Field,
A packed crowd will be shown on TV

Oh, I see a tall running back
as a matter of fact, he wants to run as he went up to the sun
And as he turns the corner, no one can ignore
but got tackled by the linebacker one
Oh Yeah, no lightning, their seasons were frightning
Their record was losing, and there were no fans grooving

The defense in the back said, everyone attack, got shut out by Chicago Blitz, linebackers in the corner, the offense don't wanna,
got beat past the Chicago Blitz, Chicago Blitz, Chicago Blitz

QB's passing something, Incompletions was all they could do
They couldn't make the playoffs, and by '86, it was all through, Aha

The defense in the back is ready to attack, the offense shooting
passes in the sky, and when the defense got beaten by the offense,
everyone saw it with their own eyes
Oh Yeah, D was electric, but the O wasn't hectic,
as the team started leaving, the fans were just greaving

(repeat chorus)

Oh yeah, logo has lightning, but their seasons were frightening
They wanted playoff crusing, but they started losing

(repeat chorus)

It's, It's the Chicago Blitz, It's, It's the Chicago Bliz
It's, It's the Chicago Blitz, yeah, it's the Chicago Blitz

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Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
On the one hand, even George Allen couldn't make chicken salad out of the chicken, um, feathers that was the Chicago Blitz. On the other hand, they weren't the worst team in the league. Rest in pieces, Washington Federals.

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