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Song Parodies -> "Come Trail The Train"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Come Trail The Train"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song #7 of my "Styx Sing Harry Potter" collection. This one is about Arthur Weasley's flying Ford Anglia that first rescues Harry Potter from his evil aunt and uncle and then is used to get the two kid's to Hogwarts when the Platform seals itself and finally becomes rouge and ends up living inside the Forbidden Forest.
We're... missing... the train
That is why we're forced to find other means
We'd drive but we need speed
So we're up in flight far above the trees

Once locked up by Vernon
My room's a fort
Ron came to my rescue
With Fred and George
Their car flies, That Ford it flies
It's very odd!

Those Muggles all see
Jaws dropping as they crave one of these machines
Flight's crappy, Not rad
Onto the door I grasp reaching for Ron's hand

Arthur Weasley is so clever
We soar with the crows
The gas never runs out
Eight people it holds
And it drives while it's unmanned
So very odd!

We hit the Whomping Willow
Our landing was a crash
It's branches beat and smash windows
This is one pissed off plant, We rant
[Harry]:
"Come trail the train, come trail the train, come trail the train with me Ron!
Flies like a plane, flies like a plane, flies like a plane, Whoopee!"
[Ron]:
"Now we're in pain, now we're in pain, now we're in pain broke my wand!"
We trailed the train, we trailed the train, we trailed the train, Harry!"

Car dumped us and hightailed
It didn't honk "Bye"
In the Forbidden Forest
The Anglia now resides, Groaning
[Harry]:
"Come trail the train, come trail the train, come train the train with me Ron!
"Our necks are sprained, our necks are sprained, our necks are sprained, Oh Geeze!"
[Ron]:
"Come trail the train, come trail the train, come trail the train, Harry"
"Now we need canes, now we need canes, now we need canes, We bleed!"
[Harry]:
"Lives down the drain, lives down the drain, lives down the drain, It stinks!"
"Come trail the train, come trail the train..."

[Fade Out or get Expelled]

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