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Song Parodies -> "Triwizard Champ"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collar Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Triwizard Champ"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song #3 of my "Styx Sings Harry Potter" collection. This one is a recap of the book "Goblet Of Fire" with my own sarcasm thrown in because if the rules state that the game is only for 7th years and the goblet pulls of Harry Potter's name in his 4th year obviously the whole thing is either hacked or made a mistake and should be thrown out either way.
I'm underage but the Goblet called me
It's something they can't deny
Now I must score goals in order to save my life
Guess they don't need me alive
My mother and father are dead in the dirt
I'll soon join them in the grave
Cause I'm fighting dragons and mermaids that kill
This sport is simply insane!

I'll play these hard games, Ditched the Quidditch Squad
What must I fight? A pissed off troll?
I'm gonna be splat across Hogwarts land
Yes, I'm hearing cheers from Triwizard fans

Go against Viktor who's famous and huge
And Fleur who's so beautiful, Damn!
We're gonna be fried since this dragon's loosely tied
This gold egg I'll grab and play these

Hard games and get money wads
I'll be charred black in this brawl
They think it's alright though it's just a big scam
Soon I'll bump into some Death Eaters, crap!

Who saw the signs of this nasty fight?
Where Voldemort is only a portkey away?
Now he'll rise cause you were too dumb to follow laws
Nobody minds that it was meant for Seventh Years

I played these hard games, An obvious fraud
Mangled mermaids like to maul
Drowned rats that's all that we have
Who all wanna be the Triwizard Champ

Doomed, Doom-doom-doomed, Doomed-doomed-doomed

Now Cedric is dead!

Doomed, Doom-doom-doomed, Doomed, doomed, doomed

We played these hard games, Where have your brains gone?!
Ran through this maze being strangled
These wizard games bite, They're making me mad

Well, We all wanna win the Triwizard
Gotta score the Triwizard
Gonna be the Triwizard Champ!

Not bright!

Achieve It!

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