-> "Blue Swallow Man (Blue Pill)"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blue Swallow Man (Blue Pill)"
The Lyrics
Give me a throb, give me some surety
Give me a chance, I'll arrive
I'm just a poor soul looking for enjoyment time
My bod, don't think I'll survive
Her mother's a bother, my strife never ends
Fear she'll laugh at my ace
But I've got the hours and I've got a pill
Let's start the Viagra™ chase
Let's make a long night, we'll play with our bods
Keeping it spry through the key hole
If it takes just that to be thrustin' my ma'am
Then I'm gonna be a blue swallow man
Make me an auger when you light the fuse
Make you respect me again
This is the last time when the function failure's mine
So don't call me Ed, I'll take the:
Blue pill, I'll swallow it, hard
Keeping your back to the wall
Makes all right, 'cause I'm lustin' I am
So I'm gonna be a blue swallow man
Keeping my eye on a better rise
Where satisfied is only a blue pill away
Four hour high, can it be all I heard it was
I pose your thighs and baby I'm already flared
[guitar solo]
It makes for long nights of thrusting the rod
Baby I'm back with it all
Balls fat and I trust it again
And I'm gonna be a blue swallow man
It's makin' me stand...
We'll wait for long nights and drive my hot rod
Taking a ride on the glee pole
And we'll play all night and the lust never ends
'Cause I'd rather be a blue swallow
Only cost a few dollar
Always be a blue swallow man
Wow wow!
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