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Song Parodies -> "FARMER MAN"

Original Song Title:

"Renegade"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"FARMER MAN"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

The rooster makes a run for his life from the sharp axe on the log
Farmer John takes "a fence" to the crowin' while he's asleep in his thong
Poor rooster he can't help "cock-a-doing" he'll be missed inside the barn
The blade ain't choppin' wood near the silo and his neck is awful
Long

His schtick is up
His goose is cooked
He's gonna be soup meat

A Poultry Pack
This barnyard hack
The pluck of the pantry
Never more to wake the folks
This wont be the end of yolks for the...
Farmer Man


The Farmer's got a thing for his lambs
And has a fine wife to be bred
NASCAR fed with corn bread on the side
As for his hog he'll lose his head
Poor Hampshire he wont know he's frying
With some eggs and provolone
Ham hocks for pick'ling down in the cellar
When the days aren't very long

The pig is stuck
The ewes bleat out
"We're glad we're not Ewe now!"

A pudgy pork
Whose time was short
A feast for a Luau
Never more to squeal away
The spit'll spin roast pig today
For the Farmer Man

[Guitar Solo]

Old Bessie's not in fear for her life like most livestock in the barn
Milk man is feeling up on her udders and she don't mind hairy arms

A pig gets stuck, the cows come home
The rooster is dead meat
An average day, for country ways
Perceived by the cities
Loves to hear his donkey bray
He'll go ride his horse today
He's the...

Farmer Man

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alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
good internal rhyming...fun to sing along with
PMS - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
"Milk man...She don't mind hairy arms." LOL. And I agree it was fun to sing along
John Barry - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Farmyard poetry. Great write.
Fitu Petaia - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I can write almost as good (or better than this)
Jason - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Fitu, shut up.

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