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Song Parodies -> "Snowpants"

Original Song Title:

"Snowblind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Snowpants"

Parody Written by:

Jim Thomas

The Lyrics

My first try at a song parody. Please be gentle...unless you're an experienced parody writer, in which case I'd really like constructive criticism.
(slight echo-y, "metal" voice processing)
Mommy, Mommy I'm depressed
Can't you see I'm poorly dressed?
To go out in snow to play
We no longer live in L A.
All my friends I thought were nice,
Fill my pants with wedgies of ice.
So please hear my mournful plea,
Make one more stop be-fore Circuit City.
I need snowpants, can't live without them
Snowpants, and I need them today
I need snowpants, snowpants, snowpants!

(No processing)
Padded and fiber-filled, in red, blue or black
I don't mind buying off the rack.
Buy "em two sizes two big, let me grow into them
Don't make me freeze my butt when I sit on ice,
Like those other guys, I

Need snowpants, can't live without "em
Snowpants, and I need them today.
I need snowpants, snowpants, snowpants.

~~ musical interlude ~~

(slight echo-y, "metal" voice processing)
Whining, Crying will succeed
In getting me the, pants I need
Thought that you could call my bluff
I'll go outside and play in the buff!

(No processing)
Snowpants, can't live without "em
Snowpants, I so need them today.
While you're at it buy candy
Right away or I'll whine again
I need snowpants, and I need them today.

new lyrics (c) 2005 by James H Thomas. Also appears on allpoetry.com under username "SadmanJim".

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Jim Thomas - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, must be hard for newbies to get any confidence at all, as no one has yet rated or even commented on this, my first try at parody. And, I strongly suspect, my last. This sucks!
Red Ant - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Jim, I caught your comment. I Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS) or your work so I can't vote but I can offer some other help; your rhymes are good and the way the parody is "formatted" is excellent. A good way for newbie to get recognized is to comment on others' parodies; stick around, this looks like a pretty good start.
Jim Thomas - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant.

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