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Song Parodies -> "Some Spam; Ahoy!"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Some Spam; Ahoy!"

Parody Written by:

Caleb Head

The Lyrics

I have waaaaay too much time on my hands...
I'm eating some spam
It doesn't taste too bad, even though it's from a can
Spam tastes very good,
Just like all good meat byproducts should

It tastes very good on rye bread,
With a slice of cheese,
And maybe add some pickles,
But no mayo please..

And I'll try, oh lord, I'll try,
To clean my plate

I look at the Spam
It's hard for me to think that it is not ham,
Some chicken, some pork,
I don't really give a damn, so please pass the fork

Let's eat, drink, and be merry,
For tomorrow, we dine
And then we'll consume Spam,
All of the time

And I'll try, risking my health,
To clean my plate

A gathering of lunch ladies
Appeared before my tray.
They slapped some Spam upon my plate
And then I heard them say, them say,

Come eat the Spam,
Come eat the Spam,
Come eat the Spam with cheese, lad.

Come eat the Spam,
Come eat the Spam,
Come eat the Spam with cheese


I thought that they were lunch ladies,
But much to my surprise,
They climbed aboard the school bus,
And took off with my fries!

(repeat chorus)

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