I'm failing a grade
Going to have to repeat....my sophomore year.
'Cause I wouldn't do what they said.......
...instead I melted my brain, with drugs and beer!
I'm not a moron.....I'm just a punk.
Don't really care if.....I pass or flunk.
But I'll die, my folks say I'll die....if I don't graaaaaaduate.

I, average a D.
"D" as in the dope, that killed my memories.
Some bummers, some rad.
I stink of week old smoke,and it's really bad.
I act so cool and clever.......as a stoner goes.
But I don't even care......if I washed my clothes.
But I'll try... best as I can. To Graaaaaaduate.

A gathering of teachers, with my mom and dad.
My parents came home from conferences, and they were really mad!
They said: Don't fail a grade, don't fail a grade, don't fail the grade you burn out
Don't fail a grade, don't fail the grade, pass your classes or get out.

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I thought that they were tutors, and they would help me pass.
They turned out to be jocks, and, they started, to kick my ass!
They said: Don't fail a grade, don't fail the grade, don't fail the grade you dirt ball.