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Song Parodies -> "The Penn State Hockey Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Hockey Song"

Original Performer:

Stompin' Tom Connors

Parody Song Title:

"The Penn State Hockey Song"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

Hello out there, we're on the air
Hockey Valley is alive
Tension grows at Pegula
As the puck goes down the ice

The goalies jump and the players bump
And the fans all go insane
Someone roars: "Tommy scores!"
At the Penn State hockey game

Oh! The Penn State hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the Penn State hockey game

Second period:
Where Lions dash with skates a-flash
The Lions trail behind
But they grab the puck and go bursting up
And they're down across the line
They storm the crease like a hungry pride
They travel like a kindled flame
We see them slide the puck inside
It's a 1-1 hockey game

Oh! The Penn State hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the Penn State hockey game

Third period - Last game of the Frozen Four, too!
Oh, take me where Nittany Lions
Face off down the rink
And the championship is all filled up
For the champs who win the drink
Now the final flick of a Lion's stick
And on one gigantic screen
Well, the puck is in! The Lions win
The Penn State hockey game

Oh! The Penn State hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the Penn State hockey game
(repeat twice more)

He shoots!
He shoots he scores!

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