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Song Parodies -> "We'll Be Playing You Always"

Original Song Title:

"As"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"We'll Be Playing You Always"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Why yes, I'm a fan of Nintendo. Why do you ask? This is my entry in the Stevie Wonder round
As around the world we know the code Konami
Up up, down down, left right left right, b and a
Just as all their games are fun
When it’s all been said and done
That we’ll be playing you always
As you can’t deny the power of Nintendo
And Playstation keeps on hatin’ everyday
Just as Red Rings make us blue
You know what I say is true
That we'll be playing you always

Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly---ALWAYS
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die---ALWAYS
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed---ALWAYS
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed…

Did you know that Mario asks for nothing
Her acceptance is the way he’s paid
Did you know that life one hundred coins will guarantee
To last through forever and another play
Just as time starts moving on from the beginning
There’s six minutes forty seconds every stage
Just as time is running out
Know this fact, without a doubt
That we’ll be playing you always
As today we have our system but tomorrow
Puts it in the trash but that we mustn't fear
‘Cause you know deep in my mind
That he gets better every time ‘Cause we’ll play Mario always

Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay---ALWAYS
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay---ALWAYS
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’---ALWAYS
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl
Do you know the Mario brothers?
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves---ALWAYS
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself
We’ll play Mario forever
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’---ALWAYS
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms---AL~~~~~~WA~~
~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly ~~~~~AA~~~~
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die ~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~YS~~ALWAYS

We all know…life brings us trends in gaming
They’ve got a system and a game for everyone
But he’s got many games, too many here for naming
That man he’s been dropping hits since 1981
So make sure when you go out in the gaming market
You're not helping all the haters to take these games away
Change your choice into games and then change those games into fun
And maybe our children's grandchildren
And their great grandchildren will play!
We’ll be playing you

Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly—playing you
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die—playing you
Until Nintendo gives their games away for free—playing you
Until we mess with other franchises, let’s see…--Be playing you
Until Assassin’s Creed takes place in East L.A.- playing you
Until we see ‘My Little Pony’ G.T.A.**—Playing you
Until there’s Final Fantasy, part thirty four--playing you
Until the day where they mix Nerf with ‘Gears of War’--playing you
Until Dick Cheney is a choice in Left 4 Dead—be playing you
Until all music scores are done by ‘Right Said Fred’--playing you
Until the day that Master Chief says ‘Call me Lou’--playing you
Until the day we’re finally playing Starcraft II--
Yes, we’ll be playing you!
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly
We’ll be playing you!
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die
And I've got to say always
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed ~~AL~~~WA~~~AYS
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed -Um AL~~WA~~AYS
Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay -AL~~~~WA~~AYS
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay -AL~~WA~~~AA~~~~~
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl -AA~~~~AA~~AA~~~AYS
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves -AL~~~WA~~~A~~~AA
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself -~~AA~~~AA~~~AA~~~AYS
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’-AL~~~WAYS
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms
Until Lakitu teaches Bowser how to fly
Until a nuclear bomb makes all the koopas die
Until the super karts come standard with warp speed
Until we see that Yoshi’s started smoking weed
Until the day the bricks are all replaced with clay
Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay
Until the day the theme song is ‘The Duke of Earl’
Until the day Luigi finally gets the girl
Until the day those brothers both turn into elves
Until the day the Princess learns to save herself
Until the day that Bowser throws a ‘Sonic Boom*’
Until the day that they all give up eating ‘shrooms
For the uninitiated: *- 'Sonic Boom' is Guile's signature move from the legendary StreetFighter series **- G.T.A- Grand Theft Auto

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Matthias - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
This was great! I'm a fan of Nintendo too! And lines such as "Until the day when Luigi gets the girl". Although some don't really fit the Nintendo theme like the line about Starcraft (which was for the PC) and Master Chief (since Halo was for the X-Box) but they're all really funny lines, I really liked the Dick Cheney as being a choice for Left 4 Dead... He'd be a terrible choice because if the zombies don't get you he'll get you first. (You've been on a roll lately buddy)
Phil Nelson - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one, I also like Nintendo. DKTOS but liked this parody
Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 70) Ahhh, Nintendo....Mario Bros....video gaming! This brings back a lot of memories, although I'm more partial to Sega Genesis' Sonic The Hedgehog games. You sure put a lot of humor into gaming and I dug the line "Until the one named Toad admits that he is gay". That will be the day! That's too funny! Great gaming! Take 5 Mushrooms, 5 Fire Flowers, and 5 Super Leaves!
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You take this round, hands down. A real epic parody here.
Max Power - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great.
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Why would Master Chief say "Call me Lou"? Everyone knows his name is John (this is actually true, the books say so). Anyways, fantastic parody, 555, bad video game pun, etc etc
Syncronos - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
*puts down his Wii controller* I'm sorry...were you saying something? (Thanks for all the kind words! You guys make it great to come back to Artistry!)
Syncronos Again - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
And of course the Master Chief would never say 'Call Me Lou.' That's why we'll be...oh never mind...lol

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