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Song Parodies -> "Blind Drunk, I'm Hammered An' Yours"

Original Song Title:

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Blind Drunk, I'm Hammered An' Yours"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Heyyy hey…I’m home baby
Like a fool I went an’ boozed too long…now I’m wobblin’ an’ my gait’s all wrong
Ooh baby, here I am, blind drunk, I’m hammered an’ yours…mmm

Pissed on wine, I fart in bed then try…for some crack but then I hear you cry
Ooh baby, you’re a bum, blind drunk, you’re hammered an’ coarse…yeah

Here I am baby…oh oh…I’ve got my todger in my hands…ahhh
Here I am baby…oh oh…I want my todger in your hands…hell yeah

I’m up for hot an’ toolish things…but you’re really not so keen
Nay lay…there there…hidden pie…no maybe

Downed a lot of booze an’ I’ve just hurled…up from my tum now all on my girl
Ooh baby, here I am, blind drunk, I’m bladdered an’ yours…oh, I’m yours

Gooey babe, I’ve wrecked your whole attire…and now it’s in your eye, oh, don’ be a crier
Ooh baby, here I am, blind drunk, I’m mullered an’ yours…yeah

Cheese an’ ham maybe, oh oh, you’ve got the puke all on your hands, babe…yeah
Peas an’ lamb maybe, oh oh, you’ve got the puke all on your hands, baby, yeah

Not up for hot an’ toolish things…coz I’m lookin’ kinda green
Head now in a toilet pan, yeah, oh
I’m still throwin’, it’s not slowin’ babe, oh
Piece of lamb maybe
Piece of ham maybe
Piece of spam maybe

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Mark Scotti - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious! $555 for AA meetings...
Guy - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Andy - Let's see now you're name is really Ralph and you drive a Buick. I'd a thought that you would have learned with that bedroom redec. from yesterday not to come home hammered and expect any trim. I fear one more and some lawyer's flunky is gonna be servin' some paperwork on you. ANd stop being such a pukus membrain.

SOmewhat gross but funny - I think Alvin would like this sort of thing as well.
Fiddlegirl - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ale and Farewell... ;)
TT - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, we've all been there! Fine improvement on OS. ....Let us beGuiness voting with a pint of stout Fives.
Andy Primus - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Fiddle & TT

& Guy (it's Huey and I wouldn't drive a Buick if it was given to me for free)
AFW - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite graphically humorous..
alvin - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
boozy and woozy...i dug it
Andy Primus - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW & Alvin

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