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Song Parodies -> "Various Incisions"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Various Incisions"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Various incisions; in the dermis wall
Various incisions; sun's about to fall
Thirteen months gone maybe; felt I would not last
Awakened not to suck; lapping I can not fast

Well I believe I been bit but don’t understand
How their supper
Transformation changed my ways

Various incisions; a slight change of plans
You think I’m a problem? Donors lend us hands,
Let me sleep and daydream; It won’t do you wrong
You don’t wanna wake me; won’t feel so strong

If you believe should kill what you don’t understand
You will suffer
Opposition ain’t the way yeh yeh

Various incisions; organ I hear play
Various incisions; The devil’s back stairway
Thirteen good songs baby; good no onion glass
Seventh Son of such luck ; loony on the grass

I don’t believe that this is the life that I planned
Think it’s better
Apparition free to stray oh oh oh

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Jason - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Miss Ann H! How are you? Long time no comment. Parody was funny! 555
Ann Hammond - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I've been quietly hanging around. Going to get some more Holiday ideas out if I can. Not that I am a fan of Halloween; I just like dressing up.
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Top job, here
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Your best title switch ever! Could take that in a lot more directions, too, if you wanted to do spin-offs. 555
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird....what a cut up !
Ann Hammond - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, TT, and alvin Got the tune in my head and thought I'd use it.
MrMacphisto - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... great original, great parody... 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Macphisto

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