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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Toys-R-Us!"

Original Song Title:

"All in Love is Fair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Toys-R-Us!"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

My first 2018 parody! R.I.P Toys-R-Us.
[[1st Verse:]]
Goodbye Toys-R-Us
'Twas a wondrous place
Thought it would last forever
But it's almost gone away
Thanks to online shopping
No more brick-and-mortar stores
Toys-R-Us couldn't compete
With today's computer age
Driving takes lots of gas
With that you wouldn't procrass!
Nothing lasts forever
A dramatic changing endeavour
Goodbye Toys-R-Us.


[[2nd Verse:]]
Suffering the same fate as Sears
Closing stores one-by-one
We can order by computer now
Instead of driving to the store
Being hit by bankruptcy
Stood strong for seventy years
These jobs would be laid off
Parents wouldn't come round no more

[[Chorus:]]
Thanks to online shopping
This is certainly killing Toys-R-Us!
Nothing lasts forever
A dramatic changing endeavour
Goodbye Toys-R-Us

[[Repeat:]]
Nothing lasts forever
A dramatic changing endeavour
Goodbye Toys-R-Us.

There's simply no irony about it, Toys-R-Us is suffering a similar fate to Sears!

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