Song Parodies -> Rugged Spuds
| Original Song Title: | "Jungle Love" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Miller |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rugged Spuds" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
You buy them on a supermarket
I thought you had done that before
You bought 14 pounds of papaya
Been shopping nonstop till you're bored
I think you were home so very late
It was past 5:30 PM, though
Rugged spuds sliced and diced into julienne
Fries and other stuff, you know
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
Well, potatoes are very rugged
So do all that brocolli
That you haven't touched a week ago
Anyway, that broccoli's smelly
The question to everyone's answer
Is usually asked from within
The potatoes and the ugly tuber they contain
It does matter when they're thick and thin
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
You tasted some mashed potatoes
And lots and lots of diced onions
As well as some sliced tomatoes
Oh no, just lay off the funyuns
You live in a world of produce
Just lay off the peaches and cream
You better be turning up the juice
And have potatoes and collared greens
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
I thought you had done that before
You bought 14 pounds of papaya
Been shopping nonstop till you're bored
I think you were home so very late
It was past 5:30 PM, though
Rugged spuds sliced and diced into julienne
Fries and other stuff, you know
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
Well, potatoes are very rugged
So do all that brocolli
That you haven't touched a week ago
Anyway, that broccoli's smelly
The question to everyone's answer
Is usually asked from within
The potatoes and the ugly tuber they contain
It does matter when they're thick and thin
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
You tasted some mashed potatoes
And lots and lots of diced onions
As well as some sliced tomatoes
Oh no, just lay off the funyuns
You live in a world of produce
Just lay off the peaches and cream
You better be turning up the juice
And have potatoes and collared greens
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine, are fine
Rugged spuds, its tuber's not weird
Its vitamins are fine
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