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Song Parodies -> "Class Loser"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Class Loser"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

Some people call me the space cadet
Some call me a wanker at school
Some people call me weeeee-ner (wee-ner)
Cause I'm weak, and I'm pompous and not cool

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm a weak piece of piss, weak piece of piss
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause you can help me, help me, help me, help me gain some status

Cause I'm a bummer
I'm a hummer
I'm a loser
And I'm a minger
take some loving up the ass

I'm a dosser
I'm a flosser
I'm a midnight tosser
According to the rest of the class

Cause I'm a bummer
I'm a hummer
I'm a loser
And I'm a minger
take some loving up the ass



I'm a dosser
I'm a flosser
I'm a midnight tosser
According to the rest of the class

Wooo wooooo

You're the weakest new kid
That I ever did see
I really hope the insults will slide
onto you instead of me
Insulty sulty sulty sulty sulty sulty like a dream
So come on baby, help me gain some self-esteem!!


People keep talking about me baby
Saying I'm a weak piece of piss, weak piece of piss
Well, don't you worry baby
Cause you can help me, help me, help me, help me gain some status


You're the weakest new kid
That I ever did see
I really hope the insults will slide
onto you instead of me
Insulty sulty sulty sulty sulty sulty like a dream
So come on baby, help me gain some self-esteem!!


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Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I think we know who the weakest new kid in class is. Your parodies have nowhere to go but up.

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