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Song Parodies -> "Fingerless Chickens"

Original Song Title:

"Motherless Children"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Fingerless Chickens"

Parody Written by:

Dave Allman

The Lyrics

They're serving chicken fingers for lunch today, and this one just popped in all of a sudden - it's not all that.
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone
Fingerless chickens have a very hard time
All the weepin', all that cryin'
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone

People say a fryer will do
When the fingers is gone
People say a fryer will do
When the fingers is gone
People say a fryer will do
She'll get broiled, turn her back on you
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone

Rooster do the best he can
When the fingers is gone
Rooster do the best he can
When the fingers is gone
Rooster do the best he can
But there's so many things he just don't understand
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone

I was lookin' for some sauce to give it a gloss
And I'm standing here all alone
I was framed, the times they have changed
And I don't know where I'm goin'
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
All that weepin', all that cryin'
Fingerless chickens have a hard time
When their fingers is gone

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