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Song Parodies -> "Live Like a Seagull"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like an Eagle"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Live Like a Seagull"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

About living like a seagull. And PLEASE CLICK on my name and review any unreviewed parodies! :)
People keeps on duckin', duckin', duckin'
Into some shelter
They keep on messin', messin', messin'
Up their newly-washed cars

I want to fly like an seagull
Over cars
Then, like an seagull
Mess them while people sit in bars
I want to act like an seagull
That's just me
Oh, Lord, on the washed windshield

Mess the Lexus
That was just washed down the street
Mess the caravan
That the owner paid to clean
Annoy the people
Parkin' in the street
Oh, oh, that is pollution

I want people to fear the seagulls
From the sea
Oh no, it's a seagull
What's he got against me?
I want to protect my car from seagulls
When it's clean
Make it hit the brand new Hummer

People keep on shootin', shootin', shootin'
Rifles right at us
They keep on scrubbin', scrubbin', scrubbin'
The cars that I hit
We keep on messin', messin', messin'
Up people's whole lives
I keep on readin', readin', readin'
Jonathon Livingston Seagull

I want to search like a seagull
For fish heads
We, the common seagull
Are well-known to be a dread
I want to live like a seagull
Till I'm free
Fly through the shiny parking lot

People keep on swattin', swattin', swattin'
At us when we're near
We'll keep on livin', livin', livin'
Amongst some garbage

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Seagull #1: Hey buddy, look down there!
Seagull #2: Okay, okay, I'm looking down, what am I supposed to see?
Seagull #1: You're looking down on a ship, right?
Seagull #2: Yeah, I guess I'm looking down on a ship, so?
Seagull #1:That ship you're looking down on is "A Ship Of Fools".
Seagull #2: Why is it "A Ship Of Fools" ?
Seagull #1: Because THEY'RE looking up.
Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW, 5-5-5, great job!
sloatead - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
i didn't think it was that funny, sorry, 4-3-3

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