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Song Parodies -> "I'd Like A Bagel"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like An Eagle"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Like A Bagel"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Do you hunger for a Steve Miller song parody? This one is straight from the oven.
I'll just be slippin', slippin', slippin'
In my new dentures
I'll just be slippin', slippin', slippin'
In my new dentures

I said that I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel,
Won't you smear it with cream cheese?
And I say I'd like a bagel,
One with seeds
Oh, boy, something I can chew on

Give me bagels
Covered with sesame
Toast me lightly
Another with poppy seeds
One with onions
On that I want cream cheese
Such a yummy combination

Now I say I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel could your smear it with cream cheese?
Yes, I just want me a bagel
Made for me
Fill me to my satisfaction

I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures

So will you bring one more bagel
Just for me?
Bring me a bagel
Any chance that this one's free?
Please give me just one more bagel
With cream cheese
Something yummy I can snack on

Oy, seeds are stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures
Oy, got seeds stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures

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Julius Stromberg - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Oy ve, is nothing sacred? Now they are making fun of bagels. Leesen, don't misundertake me, I ham liking this parody very much. 5 bagels mit locks and cream cheese.
Guy - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice food parody. Well done Paul. I'm having my coffee and now I'm lookin' round for a Bagel. 5's.
Paul Robinson - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy & Julius - Thanks! Glad you liked it.
Johnny D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmmm, baaaaagels...... 5-5-5 with chive-chive-chive.
Paul Robinson - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Thanks. Darn~ I forgot the chives - no jive, either.
Agrimorfee - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It sounds like 2 different songs are going on around here...both funny, irregardless.
Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Yummy! I'm glad I have my own teeth. LOL!
Paul Robinson - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee & Diva, Thanks. Diva, I have my own, too, but I left some of them at home today. Only PARTIALLY kidding (that might not mean anything to "non-denture" wearers).
Michael Pacholek - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Even the Philadelphia Eagles don't fly like this parody!
Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Feed the children who don't have the bagels - sweet!
Arwen - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Steve Miller...I love bagels. 5s it is!
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Arwen, Thanks, ditto on Steve Miller & bagels.
Joelle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful job...I actually got hungry! 5's!
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Joelle, Thanks! This one was much fun to write. I think about it whenever I'm munching on a nice, hot, fresh bagel (with or without any additions). In fact, I'm getting hungry for a bagel now, too, but it's way too late to even consider finding any out here in the sticks at 11:30 pm.
Adagio - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, you led me to Miller's music, then to your parody. Good Stuff! 5's
Paul Robinson - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Thanks! Well, a good deed that went UNpunished! My mother would flip in the grave except she was cremated (She was a "good-deed" doer who always lamented that "No good deed goes unpunished".)

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