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Song Parodies -> "I'd Like A Bagel"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Original Performer:
Steve Miller
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Like A Bagel"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
Do you hunger for a Steve Miller song parody? This one is straight from the oven.
I'll just be slippin', slippin', slippin'
In my new dentures
I'll just be slippin', slippin', slippin'
In my new dentures
I said that I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel,
Won't you smear it with cream cheese?
And I say I'd like a bagel,
One with seeds
Oh, boy, something I can chew on
Give me bagels
Covered with sesame
Toast me lightly
Another with poppy seeds
One with onions
On that I want cream cheese
Such a yummy combination
Now I say I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel could your smear it with cream cheese?
Yes, I just want me a bagel
Made for me
Fill me to my satisfaction
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
So will you bring one more bagel
Just for me?
Bring me a bagel
Any chance that this one's free?
Please give me just one more bagel
With cream cheese
Something yummy I can snack on
Oy, seeds are stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures
Oy, got seeds stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures
In my new dentures
I'll just be slippin', slippin', slippin'
In my new dentures
I said that I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel,
Won't you smear it with cream cheese?
And I say I'd like a bagel,
One with seeds
Oh, boy, something I can chew on
Give me bagels
Covered with sesame
Toast me lightly
Another with poppy seeds
One with onions
On that I want cream cheese
Such a yummy combination
Now I say I'd like a bagel,
If you please
I'd like a bagel could your smear it with cream cheese?
Yes, I just want me a bagel
Made for me
Fill me to my satisfaction
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
I will just slip in, slip in, slip in
My brand new dentures
So will you bring one more bagel
Just for me?
Bring me a bagel
Any chance that this one's free?
Please give me just one more bagel
With cream cheese
Something yummy I can snack on
Oy, seeds are stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures
Oy, got seeds stuck in, stuck in, stuck in
Under my dentures
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Oy ve, is nothing sacred? Now they are making fun of bagels. Leesen, don't misundertake me, I ham liking this parody very much. 5 bagels mit locks and cream cheese.
Nice food parody. Well done Paul. I'm having my coffee and now I'm lookin' round for a Bagel. 5's.
Guy & Julius - Thanks! Glad you liked it.
Mmmm, baaaaagels...... 5-5-5 with chive-chive-chive.
Johnny D - Thanks. Darn~ I forgot the chives - no jive, either.
It sounds like 2 different songs are going on around here...both funny, irregardless.
Yummy! I'm glad I have my own teeth. LOL!
Agrimorfee & Diva, Thanks. Diva, I have my own, too, but I left some of them at home today. Only PARTIALLY kidding (that might not mean anything to "non-denture" wearers).
Even the Philadelphia Eagles don't fly like this parody!
Feed the children who don't have the bagels - sweet!
I love Steve Miller...I love bagels. 5s it is!
Arwen, Thanks, ditto on Steve Miller & bagels.
Wonderful job...I actually got hungry! 5's!
Joelle, Thanks! This one was much fun to write. I think about it whenever I'm munching on a nice, hot, fresh bagel (with or without any additions). In fact, I'm getting hungry for a bagel now, too, but it's way too late to even consider finding any out here in the sticks at 11:30 pm.
Paul, you led me to Miller's music, then to your parody. Good Stuff! 5's
Adagio - Thanks! Well, a good deed that went UNpunished! My mother would flip in the grave except she was cremated (She was a "good-deed" doer who always lamented that "No good deed goes unpunished".)
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