Some people call me the Harliaquin of hate, yeah
Some call me the prince of crime
Some people call me Mr J
Cause I speak of the insanity of crime

The Cops talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' some dope, doin' some dope
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm using Smilex, using Smilex, using Smilex, right here at Arkham

Cause I'm a psyco
Not a superhero
I'm a weirdo
And Batman's a zero
I am weird always for fun

I'm a joker
Not in Poker
Or a weed smoker
I sure don't want to save Sanity

Cause I'm a psyco
Not a superhero
I'm a weirdo
And Batman's a zero
I am weird always for fun

I'm a joker
Not in Poker
Or a weed smoker
I get my Smilex gas ready
Haaaa Haaaaaaaaa

You're Batman and Robin
And I want to kill you
I really hate your gadgets
Want to make you blue
Batman-Fatman, Batman-Fatman, Batman-Fatman is my line
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you my prime

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
Not in Poker
Or a weed smoker
I get my Smilex gas ready


Cause I'm a psyco
Not a superhero
I'm a weirdo
And Batman's a zero
I am weird always for fun

I'm a joker
Not in Poker
Or a weed smoker
I sure don't want to save Sanity

Haaaa Haaaaaaaa


The Cops talk about me, baby
They say I'm doin' some dope
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry Harley
Cause I'm right here at Arkham

You're Batman and Robin
And I want to kill you
I really hate your gadgets
Want to make you blue
Batman-Fatman, Batman-Fatman, Batman-Fatman is my line
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you my prime