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Song Parodies -> "Sittin On The Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"City of New Orleans"

Original Performer:

Steve Goodman

Parody Song Title:

"Sittin On The Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Michael Williams

The Lyrics

Last night I was sittin on the toilet
Prayin to God, open up the door
I do not eat the things that I should have
Now my colon is backed up and i'm starin at the floor

O'h i should have had some raisan bran
And I should have had some fresh fruit
But the nachos they were so more decieving
So I shose the metamucial
And I drank that dark brown juice
And I can feel my bowels as I'm cralwlin towards the door.

Good mornin cleanin crew how are ya
I said dont ya know me, I'm your mornin skunk
I'm the pain they call "burrito man manana"(spanish for morning)
and i'll be goin 5 more times before your week is done.

Friday I was headin to Home Depot
I had a thought as I was walkin out the door
Should I try & take a dump before I leave home
Nah, I'll make it back, and I'll beat the rush by four

Well as soon as I walked in that place
And thought about my big pur chase
I felt this bad feeling I've known before
And I knew my time was limited
And my cheeks got tight and my walk got stiff
I blew the back wall of that hardware bathroom stall


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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Rick D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pur-chase. Love new rhymes.
aoid - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Tell me something, Michael W. Do you have any friends at all?
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, "pur-chase" is classic and original, well done. "I'm your mornin skunk" is goofy, too!
Troy - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid strikes again!!!!!
Guy - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Boy, this one stunk high 5s. Loved it.

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