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Song Parodies -> "Holsteins, Land Mines"

Original Song Title:

"Old Times, Good Times"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Holsteins, Land Mines"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

When I was young and visited Auntie's farm
Run through the pastures, play in the hay barn
Forgotten mines left over from WWII
Rusty and old, but still were prone to ka-boom

Holsteins, land mines
Holsteins, land mines

When I was twelve, I got used to blowing-up cows
Got myself a view of a bull go "pow"
Got myself a camera, caught a few good scenes
Posted on youtube, becoming memes

Holsteins, land mines
Holsteins, land mines

Bessie blowin' up so damn high
Had to get out of the way, she rained from the sky
Poor old Flossie, chewin' her cud
One wrong move, she blew up real good
Cause she found a land mine

Holsteins, land mines
Holsteins, land mines

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AFW - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I gave this fives be-cows it deserves them
Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm mooved by your comment.

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