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Song Parodies -> "Sub-Zero Just Became Noob"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Sub-Zero Just Became Noob"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Just so you know, Noob Saibot is actually the original Sub-Zero.
The brother of the Sub-Zero we know
The elder one that was original
That ninja was murdered by Scorpion
And I'm wondering where his soul has been sent
The younger Sub-Zero
Is still alive, the other
Sub-Zero just became Noob

That ol' Sub-Zero just became Noob
Why the hey he liked black instead of blue?
A master of shadows, also a wraith
Deep in his soul, yeah, he doesn't need the faith
For trusting his brother, the other Subbie
Why the hey Sub-Zero just became Noob?

Well, he started out with something
Cool and cyrokinetic as well
Now it's lost when passed away
Evil is now part of him
Please.... Please.....

He used to work with good ol' Lin Kuei
Wherever he goes, he might burst from the shade
Is it possible to make Smoke his friend
Because of some incline of deception?
The former Shirai Ryu ninja Scorp quoted
Why the heck Sub-Zero just became Noob?

Well, he started out with powers
Which is cyrokinesis, oh well
Now they're gone when he just died
Evil is now part of him
Please.... Please.....

It's not easy to rule the Netherealm
And conquer the shadow brotherhood helm
Teaming up with Smoke crying "We live!"
He's still a wraith you would dare to mess with
The younger Sub-Zero
Was still alive, the other
Sub-Zero just became Noob
How come Sub-Zero just became Noob?
Sub-Zero just became Noob

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