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Song Parodies -> "I Got New Chains"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Got New Chains"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

her - He says I'm strange but he don't know
Chained to my bed, there's nowhere he can go
him - I'm locked up good and where are you
These chains are tight, I have to go #2

him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains

her - They say these chains will never break
I've lost the keys, hold on they're in the safe
him - I have to go, get me a pot
I'm on my knees, I'll pop a squat

him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains

him - She likes to poke me with hot things
I really need to get myself free
her - And when I'm mad, I'll beat you down
I pull out my whips and crack them around.
her - Cause I don't care that my nails are long
I'll scratch you up and make you wear a thong
him - Then put your underpants on me
And open the drapes for all to see

him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains

him - I have no feeling in my hands
her - It's turning purple, be a man
him - But now I really have to pee
her - But I need you to worship me
him - When I get loose we're gonna fight
her - You'll be in chains all of the night
him - You are sick now let me go
her - Bow to me, the answer's no

him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains

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Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, that's right, I'm Johnny D, and I approve of this parody.
aoid - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
The original came out in the 60s. But the parody was good.
John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very disciplined, Joe. Got a challenge for you: "Chains and Stools" or "Chains of Stools," from Chain of Fools.
JOEBEASTYG78 - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay John Barry - Challenge accepted. You can look for "Pain from Stool" shortly. Thanks.

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