-> "I Got New Chains"
Original Song Title:
"I Got You Babe"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Got New Chains"
Parody Written by:
Joebeastyg78
The Lyrics
her - He says I'm strange but he don't know
Chained to my bed, there's nowhere he can go
him - I'm locked up good and where are you
These chains are tight, I have to go #2
him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains
her - They say these chains will never break
I've lost the keys, hold on they're in the safe
him - I have to go, get me a pot
I'm on my knees, I'll pop a squat
him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains
him - She likes to poke me with hot things
I really need to get myself free
her - And when I'm mad, I'll beat you down
I pull out my whips and crack them around.
her - Cause I don't care that my nails are long
I'll scratch you up and make you wear a thong
him - Then put your underpants on me
And open the drapes for all to see
him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains
him - I have no feeling in my hands
her - It's turning purple, be a man
him - But now I really have to pee
her - But I need you to worship me
him - When I get loose we're gonna fight
her - You'll be in chains all of the night
him - You are sick now let me go
her - Bow to me, the answer's no
him - Chains
both - I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains
I got new chains
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