Song Parodies -> "Merry Crapmus Everybody"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Xmas Everybody"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Slade

Parody Song Title:

"Merry Crapmus Everybody"

Parody Written by:

nuclearbugman

The Lyrics

My version of Slade's Christmas hit Merry Xmas Everybody. Couldn't find any decent parodies online so I came up with this one. Listen to the original song and sing the lyrics alongside it, otherwise it won't make much sense

Are you hanging up the loo roll for the night?
Are your bowels prepared to loose a massive shite?
Is it in the bomb bay?
Are you chewing on a brick?
Is the smell so bad you feel slightly sick?

So here it is, Merry Christmas!
Everybody's on the loo!
Look down the toilet now,
It's certainely a big poo

Are you waiting for the torrent to begin?
Are you sure you've got the bowels to hold it in?
Are you leaving King Kong's finger,
In your Granny's old latrine?
Is the bowl going to require a thorough clean?

Repeat Chrous

What will your Daddy do
When he see your monumental poo?
Oh my Go-ooooooooooooooooooooood

Are you hanging up the loo roll for the night?
Are your bowels prepared to loose a massive shite?
Have you got a stone of dog eggs,
That you're laying in your stride?
Is that the reason why the turkey died?

Repeat Chrous (x3)

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