are you nailin up a sheeps heart on the door?
it's the time that every pedo gets young whores
does he ride her bare back violent
does she turn around and neigh
do your grandkids keep him busy all the day?

merry christmas gary glitter
everybody's having fun
you're such a pedo that
you really should be fucking hung

are you waiting for the jacksons to arrive?
are you sure that michaels face wont melt inside
does jacko always tell ya
that the old ones are the best
as he gets his cock and strokes it up your vest

merry christmas michael jackson
always lovin kiddies bums
macauley culkin says
you really atre well bloody hung

what will your daddy do when he sees Johnathan King kissing your brother?
aha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

are you wanking matthew kelly on the floor?
are you sure that you locked your bedroom door
does he stick it up your backside
in a sluggy kinda way
i always thought that he was such a gay

merry christmas matthew kelly
i'm only havin fun
if you hear this song
please don't take me to the courts

merry christmas jonothan king
do what cobain did with a gun
look to the future now
you're probly gonna be a scout leader

merry christmas from les paul marshall
i hope this has been fun
a pedo trip round christmas
dont let your kids out of your sight!