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Original Song Title:

"Merry Xmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Slade

Parody Song Title:

"Slayed"

Parody Written by:

Peter J Carmichael

The Lyrics

MERRY XMAS
Slade
I was packing up the stock inside the store,
That's the time my landlord then gave me a call
did he know I'd bought new shelving?
Or the stuff I'd packed away
Do you think I'll have it back up in a day?

I'll have to move; to a warehouse, doesn't sound too much like fun
don't look to future now; you'll only end up 'done'

Are you waiting for the taxi to arrive?
Are you sure there's room for stock to fit inside?
Do the browsers give you nonsense; that the PS2's sure suck?
Well - listen son; I do not give a monkeys

I'll have to move; to a warehouse, doesn't sound too much like fun
don't look to future now; you'll only end up 'done'

What will your daddy do
when he sees your Mama playing Mario?
Again...

Are you screwing MDF upon your wall?
Are you hoping that the stock won't start to fall?
Do you go the back road hill way; in a taxi you have paid?
When you get the bill you wish at home you stayed

I'll have to move; to a warehouse, doesn't sound too much like fun
don't look to future now; you'll only end up 'done'

I'll have to move; to a warehouse, doesn't sound too much like fun
don't look to future now; you'll only end up 'done'

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