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Song Parodies -> "The Topic Gets Deeper"

Original Song Title:

"Cheaper to Keep Her"

Original Performer:

Sir Mack Rice/Johnnie Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"The Topic Gets Deeper"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Hey, all you ESPNEWS watchers out there...
If you're tied up, let ESPN get the baseball hearings tie up, because...
The topic gets deeper...This is from Arcade Junkie who says:

The topic gets deeper
The topic gets deeper

When you're a player like Big Mac
And you're here just not about to talk your past
TV cameras caught you leavin' behind
All the cable networks broadcasting, 12 hours time,

because the topic gets deeper, help me say it ya'll
The topic gets deeper (The topic gets deeper)
When you can't blame Selig, who else you will blame
The bigger topic comes when radio's king
because the topic gets deeper (the topic gets deeper)
the topic gets deeper (the topic gets deeper...
get deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper,
the topic gets deeper)

I didn't watch some March Madness, to bring upsets home
Now I get to hear big Sosa and Big Mac alone
I see Jason Giambi out there and he came to make a change
Jose Canseco turns it out on the C-SPAN thing
because the topic gets fans, sing along with me,
the topic gets deeper (the topic gets deeper)

By the time ESPN shows Big Mac's face,
Are you thinking of truth, to our human race, because the topic gets deeper...
(the topic gets deeper) The topic gets deeper...(the topic gets deeper...get deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, the topic gets deeper)

Don't wanna think if Bonds if playing, right over on the Frisco side
When Big Mac talks of a past he looked, he might as well write about it, in a best-selling book, because the topic gets deeper...
I can't leave Big Mac's past alone, yeah...(the topic gets deeper)
I know the topic gets deeper, yeah...(the topic gets deeper)
Mr. Jose Canseco knows it when I get home...(the topic gets deeper)
I tell y'all, the topic gets deeper, all the fellows at my bar are talkin' about it, the topic gets deeper, I gotta tell you
That's why i'm bringing the message tonight....
Topic goes deeper (3X)

It's gonna end right up on ESPN...(fade)

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