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Song Parodies -> "Brick Home For Troubled Porkers"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Brick Home For Troubled Porkers"

Parody Written by:

Grimm Reaper

The Lyrics

When your dreary dwellings fall,
when fears are in your sties,
I will mind yours walls.
I'll save your hides.

When wolves just huff
and threats of death abound,
like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will save your sows.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will save your sows.

When you frown with doubt,
when you're wan with grief,
when evil stalks your yard,
I will come for you.
I'll save your lard.

When straw succumbs
and sticks are falling down,
like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will save your sows.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will save your sows.

Foil that whiskered cur.
Boil his hide.
Your time has come to dine.
All your screams have gone away.
Wolf-chow tastes fine.

Whip your needless dread,
you wailing frightened swine.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will please your kind.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will please your kind.

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wimpykidfan37 - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment
A very clever view of a classic fairy tale!!!

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