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Song Parodies -> "The Liar"

Original Song Title:

"The Boxer"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Liar"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

First there is the attack in Benghazi which initially wasn't a 'terrorist act' (It was blamed on an allegedly US made inflammatory video which cost 5 million dollars to make , but when the SyFy channel can produce better schlock for two million, I am thinking of Pallywood (Remember Qana?)), that was a flimsy excuse for what would have been an act of war in olden times. Then more recently, it is discovered that the IRS was targeting a wide variety of Conservative based groups and though the IRS Director has stepped down, the promises to fix the IRS are hollow indeed. The only real way to fix an onerous governmental entity such as the IRS is to disband it in the process of finding a much less regressive taxation system. Now, all we have to do is hold out until November of 2016.....
Barack was once anointed
now he's facing angry hordes
As he squandered his ascendance
on pestilential Health Care that is very poor....
All lies and dreck
Still the Congress legislates
from this DC Train Wreck...

There was an accident in Benghazi
That once was an act of war...
but it wasn't terrorism
just a reaction to a stupid movie badly made...
GS should know, now it was a
very good time for staying very low
Hoping they'd be lost in a Twitter afterglow..

Lie Lie Lie!!! Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie......

Now its revealed that the IRS
was auditing Liberal foes
(What did you expect?)
That our government would somehow behave amicably...
But I digress, they want to fix the IRS...
What a *(&^%%^$% Mess....


Lie Lie Lie!!! Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie...... (you get the picture).

Now the IRS Boss has resigned
but I wish that it was gone
its overgrown...
To a state where Congress isn't bleeding me
Bleeding me, sned them home.

In the White House stands a Liar
Who's inured to even shame
As he Lame Duck blocks for Hillary...
because she might run in '16
Or repair his torn legacy...
with our anger and our shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But Obama still remains....

Lie Lie Lie!!! Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie.... Fade to vague Harry Reid and Tom Daschle mumblings.....

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Callmelennie - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
555 .... 5,5,5,5,5,5,5 ... 5,5,5 ... 5,5,FIVE,5,5,5,5 .. 5,5,5,5,5,5
Patrick - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Fear of the Waffen-IRSS is the only thing that keeps the monster in Washington alive. To reform it would be political suicide. It will never be done by this or any future Congress. A few low-level flunkies may be packed off to a special country club "prison" the system has created for its own, when public opinion needs to be appeased. But the real revolutionary change will not be allowed, at any cost.
Callmelennie - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
If resigning means leaving when your appointed term is over in June, then I guess you can say that the IRS director has been forced to resign. I'm assuming, Cry, that you weren't aware of this part of the damage control --- even people like yourself who assume from the outset that everything the Obama Administration says is a lie don't always grasp the relentlessness of the lying
Japanese Method - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
The only convincing apology anyone in this lawless regime could offer for their treasonous crimes against America and its citizens would be to commit seppuku.

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