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Song Parodies -> "Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

She looks scary, two feet tall
When she looks up to the skies
She does some bird calls
She's off the deep end
Eats plastic stuff
And she loves the ground

Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound
Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound

When she does break out
She wets her yellow sheets
Then she is a retard
She will frighten you
She'll break her farts
When sunlight comes
She starts rolling on the gound

Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound
Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound

Flail on mental girl
Frail on by
You have ben comitted
Asylum is where you'll stay
If you eat your rear end
I'm running far behind

Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound
Tyke, then Midge, she's my troubled daughter
Acting like a hound

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Wild Man - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I hope Midge is only 2 or 3 years old, If not you've got some real problems my man.
Helen - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
*giggles*
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hold it! That's actually a rip-off of Barbie!

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