Song Parodies -> The Sound Of Science
| Original Song Title: | "The Sound Of Silence" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Sound Of Science" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Pollman |
Inspired by the Beastie Boys anthology cover
Hello classroom, private hell
It still has got that funny smell
Because ameba we are stud'ing
Watch the cells as they are budding
And the homework that was planted on my desk
It's a pest; within the sound -of science
And in the micro slide I saw
Ten thousand cells and maybe more
Teacher talking about breeding
How the termite go about their feeding
Students giving anwsers that are incorrect
They can't detect- within the sound -of science
And the teacher stood and wrote
To disect an inscet's throat
And the grade flashed out of it's warning
On the slide some moss is forming
And the sign said the words of the teacher
Are written on the white blackboard
A classroom mourge
And whisper in the sounds -of science
It still has got that funny smell
Because ameba we are stud'ing
Watch the cells as they are budding
And the homework that was planted on my desk
It's a pest; within the sound -of science
And in the micro slide I saw
Ten thousand cells and maybe more
Teacher talking about breeding
How the termite go about their feeding
Students giving anwsers that are incorrect
They can't detect- within the sound -of science
And the teacher stood and wrote
To disect an inscet's throat
And the grade flashed out of it's warning
On the slide some moss is forming
And the sign said the words of the teacher
Are written on the white blackboard
A classroom mourge
And whisper in the sounds -of science
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Not bad. Had to dig way back to remember biology class.
Biology class? What's that? (j/k)
Absolutely awful. There are five verses to the original, and you only did three. There was little wit and nothing even remotely funny about it. Talk about "People writing songs that voices never shared, no one dared." No one would dare with this song.
Anything with an amoeba in it gets a decent score from me. If you had thrown in parameciums and euglenas I might have given you a perfect score...
Biology is one class that Pacholek flunked. :-)
Aaah Science... yeah, coulda done with more verses, but kinda cool.
Actually, the one class I ever flunked was geometry. And if you're gonna question somebody's intelligence, don't use a name like "Quayle." Though we do owe Dan Quayle an apology, 'cause, as dumb as he was, he was never as big a moron as Georgie.
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