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Song Parodies -> "Fat Housemate"

Original Song Title:

"Cecelia"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Housemate"

Parody Written by:

Taoist

The Lyrics

The second installment in the 'housemate' from hell series
Fat housemate, you're stealing my food
You're stripping my cupboards bare daily
Greedy housemate, The kitchen's a mess
I'm begging you please just go home

Fat housemate, you're stealing my food
You're stripping my cupboards bare daily
Greedy housemate, The kitchen's a mess
I'm begging you please just go home
Just go home

Making lunch in the afternoon, while fat housemate's
Still in his bedroom (lazy sod)
I turn round to cut some fries
When I look back again
Fatman's eaten my pies

Fat housemate, you're stealing my food
You're stripping my cupboards bare daily
Greedy housemate, The kitchen's a mess
I'm begging you please just go home
Just go home

Jubilation, he's moving back home
I fill up the fridge and it stays full
Jubilation, he's moving back home
I fill up the fridge and it stays full

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 15

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Phil Alexander - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
If this is the same guy as you're writing about in the 'Drop the Pilot' parody, I guess you should consider i) moving out or ii) murder :-)
lebeiw15 - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
This one was good =)
Rice Cube - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
What Phil said :) What a punk for always stealing your food :-P
Klarissa - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I had a roomate who ate all of my food... I really can agree with this parody! Ciao, Klaire
Stray Pooch - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, I'm loving it. Good pacing, good lyrics and a good song choice. My sympathies about the housemate, though - lol!
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Understand the feeling completely. (Unfortunately, I've done a little of that too.) The only thing that denies this riotous piece a perfect score: The original goes "I fall on the floor and I laughing," so it should be matched by equally bad grammar: "I fill up the fridge and it stay full." Other than that, great job. 4-5-5.

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