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Song Parodies -> "Heinrich Himmler"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Shrinker"

Original Performer:

Sid & Marty Kroft Supershow

Parody Song Title:

"Heinrich Himmler"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Heinrich Himmler's history is too extensive to cover here, but I present some odd facts that he did order the stop of mass-slaughter of Jews in January 1945, freed 700 Hungarian Jews to Sweden in exchange for trucks and later released 21,000 Jews to Sweden hoping to get help from the Swedish Red Cross to negotiate with the Western Allies to stop fighting there while German Forces would continue to fight the Soviets. No go. Doenitz dismissed him on May 1, 1945 as traitor and so he and his men tried to switch identies as Special Police attached to an armored unit. Was arrested and moved from camp to camp under the name Heinrich Hitzinger. Was later spotted and identified. He came forward and identified himself. He was stripped of all clothing and cavity searched. Two copper cases were found in his clothes. One held a glass vial while the other was empty. When it came time for an oral examination, Himmler bit down on the missing cyanide capsule. The guards and doctor forced him down and tried to flush his mouth with water. They failed. He died May 23, 1945 before midnight.
Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Himmler
Chicken farmer, SS Reichsfuhrer, lost his mind
Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Himmler
Made negotiations in 1945

KZ prisoners released to Sweden- wild
21,000 for an exchange
Swedish Red Cross gave denial
This only sent Himmler into rage!

Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Himmler
Tried to escape and False identity hide
Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Himmler
Was caught, killed himself with cyanide!

Heinrich Hitzinger, he had lied...
It should be noted that when Doenitz became second Fuhrer that he dismissed his SS bodyguards for armed submariners!!!

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Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Years ago at the auction house I saw some genuine Himmler signed documents. Very distinctive signature. Too late he didn't figure how many trucks he could have received in exchange for six million living Jews. But then, maybe the war could have been avoided entirely. It has to be disappointing to have a bastard like that take his own life when you were so looking forward to hanging him.

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