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Song Parodies -> "Subway"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sesame Street

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Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Okay,we sang the song about underground trains,but now,we're about to sing the fast food restaurant version of the song.
[Cookie Monster]Me hungry.
[Big Bird]Hungry?
[Ernie]Gotta eat something (laughs)

[Bert]Down across your street,there are footlongs you can eat,it's called Subway
[Cookie Monster,Big Bird,and Ernie]Subway!
[Bert]Are you feeling hungry? Just don't be angry,go to Subway
[Big Bird,Oscar,and Elmo]Subway!
[Prairie Dawn]Want a footlong sub,it tasted so good
[Grover]This place won't put you in a bad mood
[Ernie]Eat a sandwich now in a place that's really wow at Subway
[Bert,Cookie Monster,and Prairie Dawn]Subway! (Prairie Dawn giggles)

[Cookie Monster]Jared S. Fogle,you are so noble for Subway
[Bert,Ernie,and Prairie Dawn]Subway!
[Prairie Dawn]Eat something fresh,no time to confess at Subway
[Cookie Monster]Subway!
[Ernie]Don't wanna lose your lunch or maybe dinner
[Elmo]Better eat healthy,nothing gets any worse
[Oscar]Want a BLT or a ham and roast beef,go to Subway
[Cookie Monster and Prairie Dawn]Subway!
[Elmo]Well,is Elmo hungry?

[Bert]There is nothing wrong with a chicken parmesan at Subway
[Rosita]Metaball Marinara and Chicken Pizziola,they're at Subway
[Bert and Ernie]Subway!
[Telly]Do you really want chicken and bacon ranch?
[Oscar]Almost nothing will make you stand a chance
[Grover]Take a wild ride with just one bite at Subway

[Rosita]Cold cuts and cheeses you will love
[Telly]Wanna eat something fresh,it's good enough
[Oscar]For people to enjoy,I won't be annoyed by Subway
[Prairie Dawn and Cookie Monster]Go to Subway!
[Bert and Ernie]Go to Subway!
[Cookie Monster,Bert,Elmo,Telly,and Rosita]Go to Subway!
[Big Bird,Ernie,Oscar,Grover,and Prairie Dawn]Go to Subway!

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Agrimorfee - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
TSB--you and I are probably the only people who can remember this hot number from S. Street. This would make a great commercial (screw Jarod! :)) Though you missed the pacing a few times, I admire your continued tenacity, and thank you for sharing this nostalgia.

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