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Song Parodies -> "Poppycock Post, Man!"

Original Song Title:

"Ten O'Clock Postman"

Original Performer:

Secret Service

Parody Song Title:

"Poppycock Post, Man!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 21) this time hosted once again by it's creator Peter Anderson! We've heard a lot about "Fake News" since Trump has been in office so here is some more "Fake News" for you to read!
Poppycock Post, man!
Should of known better
Poppycock Post, man!
"Trump just punched a leper!"
Friends leave me amazed
Need a fact checker!
Poppycock Post, man!
"We caught Mick Jagger......
Screwing a leopard!"

I'm shocked by the garbage that's strewn
Weird headline: "Jay-Z's new cannibal meal!"
"Bob Marley still lives on the moon!"
"Oprah took a shower with electric eels!"
These can't be real!

"Get high from a toliet seat"
You've dug through the dregs with bad sources to blame
"Stabbed with sex toys when you cheat?!"
"Watch out for this minnow that feeds on your brain"

Poppycock Post, man!
"Lose weight with cheddar!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Spider web sweater!"
This crap is click-bait
"Acid snow weather?!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Found sunken treasure...
Deep in the desert?!"

Quit pestering! You're so immature!
"Queen's fight with a midget makes her move to Spain!"
Buzzfeed makes me flip the bird
"Teen mouths are all foaming when Tide Pods are slain!"
That sounds insane!

"Neighbor's fence caused a huge blaze"
Facebook's demented, You'll share it by e-mail
I've heard "Some nun made a Death Maze
You must be blessed or you will be impaled!"

Poppycock Post, man!
"Plastic's a gender?!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Blood is legal tender?!"
Each story I've grazed
Drains all my pleasure
Poppycock Post, man!
"Millionare beggar?!"
"Dog's a famed tenor?!"

[Insturmental Break]

Poppycock Post, man!
"Demon chick escort?!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Alchemical lizard!"
"Come swap out your brain
You will become clever!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Marmoset fritters!"

Poppycock Post, man!
"Disney's head's severed"
Poppycock Post, man!
"It's kept in the freezer!"
"That porcupine flayed
Dude who's a petter!"
Poppycock Post, man!
"Deep-fried that Reindeer!"


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Peter Andersson - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Some previous OWN references there at the end, as promised, he-he! Also, we put the words "flip the bird" in exactly the same place, but with totally different context, so that was fun.

I hope Agri and C4P (and possibly others) catches up to us on Monday on this one, but I'm not counting on it. On general I'd say this original song and some of the later ones have been too long, when possible we need to go with shorter ones if the concept is ever to reach beyound 2-3-4 people.
Milo Bloom in Pravda - January 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!

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