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Song Parodies -> "Running Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"Hummingbird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seals & Crofts

Parody Song Title:

"Running Nerd"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh, running nerd
Bullies have waited for you to come strolling along
Scholarly bookworm, it's been so fun, to harm you
Oh, running nerd
Lend us your books, let us tear, them to streamers of
Confetti
Lift your shorts, in a wedgie of awesomeness
Oh, source of our jeering
Oh__running__nerd

Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away

The white tape on your glasses
I'm laughing like a loon
I just love to, love to, love to
Terrorize you in the afternoon

Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away

Your nerdy eminations
Are moving me to ire
I can't stand you, stand you, stand you
As I set your English theme on fire

Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away

Haven't you noticed your pants, somehow keep getting moister?
From the garden hose I'm aiming down your legs
Haven't you noticed your shorts, somehow are full of oysters?
And your hair's slowly dripping, with raw eggs

Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away

Alas, here comes the teacher
He's come to save your ass
For naught, his interference
I will get you after class

Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Running nerd, can't hide away, hide away
Can't hide away, can't hide away, etc.

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