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Song Parodies -> "Summer's Eve®"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Breeze"

Original Performer:

Seals & Croft

Parody Song Title:

"Summer's Eve®"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

See the freshness that comes with each bottle
Near the tampons® on a drugstore shelf
A little salt solution with a nozzle
Perfect if you need to cleanse yourself

Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind

Hear some people chuckle at the checkout
Your nosey neighbors from the house next door
So you step fast to get the heck out
But drop your bag inside the store

Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind


{BRIDGE}
Sweet deals on douches, the P.A. has wailed
Storerooms are jam packed with plenty on sale
So take some home with a case of beer
Come and get ‘em now, before they disappear


See the douche a-poolin’ by the exit
It’s leakin’ with all eyes on you
Feel the stares shooting forth like lasers
Near the exit in the camera’s view

Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind

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Red Ant - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO.
alvin - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
if they don't start using this song in their ads, they're crazy...lol
John Barry - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Agrimorfee - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody gave me a fresh feeling.
Tommy Turtle - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
What are you, some kind of douchebag? lol... 555, although would like to have seen some variation in the chorus.... don't think "tampon" is a reg. trademark, as it's "from the French for plug, or stopper".
MrMacphisto - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... best of today...
Andria - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, I must tell you that I don't like to see parodies about feminine-hygiene on AmIRight. FYI, I must have made my gynecologist a millionaire due to my myriad female problems.
McKludge - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I once thought of doing this same parody, with the chorus being "flowing through the caverns of vagin's" 555
TJC - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Very nicely done and perhaps the most highly singable among perineal parodies!
Andria (again!) - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Lionel, I don't think that "tampons" or "tampon" are registered trademarks or are eligible. They are types of feminine-hygene product, not descriptions or trade names. When I wrote "Agrimorfee" in my first comment, I intended to write "Lionel", and yes, my gyno drives a Rolls Royce, owns a yacht and a kennel of purebred Russian Wolfhounds and lives in an estate on a hilltop, due in part to all the $$$ that I gave him for treating my problems. 555
Mike Littoris - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
As one who knows; 555 -Touché.

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