Song Parodies -> Summer's Eve®
| Original Song Title: | "Summer Breeze" |
| Original Performer: | Seals & Croft |
| Parody Song Title: | "Summer's Eve®" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
See the freshness that comes with each bottle
Near the tampons® on a drugstore shelf
A little salt solution with a nozzle
Perfect if you need to cleanse yourself
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Hear some people chuckle at the checkout
Your nosey neighbors from the house next door
So you step fast to get the heck out
But drop your bag inside the store
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
{BRIDGE}
Sweet deals on douches, the P.A. has wailed
Storerooms are jam packed with plenty on sale
So take some home with a case of beer
Come and get ‘em now, before they disappear
See the douche a-poolin’ by the exit
It’s leakin’ with all eyes on you
Feel the stares shooting forth like lasers
Near the exit in the camera’s view
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Near the tampons® on a drugstore shelf
A little salt solution with a nozzle
Perfect if you need to cleanse yourself
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Hear some people chuckle at the checkout
Your nosey neighbors from the house next door
So you step fast to get the heck out
But drop your bag inside the store
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
{BRIDGE}
Sweet deals on douches, the P.A. has wailed
Storerooms are jam packed with plenty on sale
So take some home with a case of beer
Come and get ‘em now, before they disappear
See the douche a-poolin’ by the exit
It’s leakin’ with all eyes on you
Feel the stares shooting forth like lasers
Near the exit in the camera’s view
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
Summer’s Eve®, douches work fine, fresh’ning up the best of woman kind
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LMAO.
if they don't start using this song in their ads, they're crazy...lol
What Alvin said.
This parody gave me a fresh feeling.
What are you, some kind of douchebag? lol... 555, although would like to have seen some variation in the chorus.... don't think "tampon" is a reg. trademark, as it's "from the French for plug, or stopper".
LOL... best of today...
Agrimorfee, I must tell you that I don't like to see parodies about feminine-hygiene on AmIRight. FYI, I must have made my gynecologist a millionaire due to my myriad female problems.
I once thought of doing this same parody, with the chorus being "flowing through the caverns of vagin's" 555
Very nicely done and perhaps the most highly singable among perineal parodies!
Lionel, I don't think that "tampons" or "tampon" are registered trademarks or are eligible. They are types of feminine-hygene product, not descriptions or trade names. When I wrote "Agrimorfee" in my first comment, I intended to write "Lionel", and yes, my gyno drives a Rolls Royce, owns a yacht and a kennel of purebred Russian Wolfhounds and lives in an estate on a hilltop, due in part to all the $$$ that I gave him for treating my problems. 555
As one who knows; 555 -Touché.
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